Well Read Weekend Post-Joke Edition

Are we already three weeks in to this crazy ting called a blawg?!  Whoa.  Anyways this week's post is not so much focused on making you a more sophisticated individual in regards to literature, but more to peddle some possible additions to your lame joke arsenal.  Here are a couple New Zealand gems:

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud

A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm.
He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"

And to close, we will leave off with an exceptionally 'Deep Thought' by legendary Mr.Jack Handley.  Have a great weekend!!

“When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.”

1 comment:

  1. I didn't get the joke about the man with a sheep under his arms :/